John Oliver Hilariously Breaks Down a Trump Speech: 'Staggering How Incoherent He Is' (Video)
Catheter Cowboy returns to "Last Week Tonight" after HBO host nukes POTUS for 20 minutes
John Oliver obliterated Donald Trump for 24 straight minutes on last night's "Last Week Tonight" season finale. And why not? It was the HBO host's last chance to take a bite at that apple (pumpkin?) for a while.
"It's staggering how incoherent he is," Oliver said of the past year's worth of Trump speeches.
The "Daily Show" alum then rolled audio of someone flatly reading our leader's recent remarks on nuclear power. The words were completely un-doctored, and the message totally unintelligible.
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"Holy s—. That is not a functional use of language," Oliver reacted. "That is a drunk driver crashing a pickup truck full of Alphabet Soup. Trump's actual speech patterns sound like when you write a long text by choosing only the predictive text your iPhone suggests for you."
So the "Last Week Tonight" writers did exactly that — beginning simply with "The nuclear" — and Oliver's point was quite easily proven.
"An iPhone would be a more coherent president of the United States," he added.
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Watch the video above — and be sure to stick around for the Catheter Cowboy's triumphant return at the end.
15 Stars Who Imagined Violence Against Donald Trump, From Kathy Griffin to Pearl Jam (Photos)
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Since the election, several celebrities have voiced their displeasure -- even anger -- with the Trump administration. Some have gone so far as to suggest violent measures. From Robert De Niro to Snoop Dogg, here are some left-leaning noteworthy people who have fanned themes of violence toward Trump and the GOP.
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Mickey Rourke
In a TMZ video from 2015, this boxer-turned-actor directed his rage toward Trump, calling him a "big-mouthed bitch bully," saying he would "love 30 seconds in a room with the little bitch." Rourke has also expressed a desire to "give [Trump] a Louisville slugger."
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Larry Wilmore
In late February 2016, the host of Comedy Central's now-canceled "The Nightly Show" joked about then-candidate Donald Trump: "I don't want to give him any more oxygen. That's not a euphemism, by the way. I mean it literally. Somebody get me the pillow they used to kill [Supreme Court Justice Antonin] Scalia and I'll do it — I'll do it!"
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George Lopez
During the Republican primaries in March 2016, the Mexican American comedian tweeted a cartoon image of former Mexican president Vincente Fox holding the decapitated head of Donald Trump aloft, with the caption "Make America Great Again."
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Marilyn Manson
Shock-rocker Marilyn Manson had to take his turn in the Trump-bashing festivities. In a teaser video for his song, "Say10," released just after the 2016 election, a Trump-like figure wearing a suit and a red tie lies decapitated on a concrete floor, in a pool of his own blood.
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Robert De Niro
The actor is not afraid to express his disdain for the commander in chief. De Niro confirmed to ABC's "The View" in February 2017 that he would like to punch Trump in the face. He clarified earlier comments, saying "It wasn't like I was gonna go find him and [really] punch him in the face, but he's gotta hear it."
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Snoop Dogg
Snoop Dogg's music video for "Lavender," released in March 2017, (literally) paints POTUS as a clown and orchestrates his death. At the video's end, the "Gin and Juice" rapper points a gun at the harlequin Trump figure and shoots. But instead of a bullet, a red flag that reads "Bang!" fires out of the gun.
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Kathy Griffin
The comedian landed in hot water in May 2017 after photos surfaced of her holding a fake bloody, decapitated Trump head. Griffin was promptly dropped from her annual New Year's Eve gig by CNN. Toilet stool company Squatty Potty also pulled its ads featuring Griffin. Trump himself called the photos "sick" and tweeted that his youngest son, Barron, was "having a hard time" with the images. Griffin later apologized.
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Moby
The musician's new video, released in June 2017, is simultaneously nostalgic and dystopian. In 1980s cartoon fashion, a giant Transformer-like Trump morphs into a swastika/dollar sign and wreaks havoc on a city before meeting a fiery, explosive demise.
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Anthony Bourdain
Asked what he'd serve at a peace summit between President Trump and North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, the celebrity chef told a TMZ video crew in 2017: "Hemlock."
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Big Sean
In February 2017 rapper Big Sean rapped a verse about killing the President on his "I Decided" album. The lyrics are, "And I might just kill ISIS with the same icepick/That I murder Donald Trump in the same night with."
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Some celebrities have been more than outspoken in their criticism of the Republican president
Since the election, several celebrities have voiced their displeasure -- even anger -- with the Trump administration. Some have gone so far as to suggest violent measures. From Robert De Niro to Snoop Dogg, here are some left-leaning noteworthy people who have fanned themes of violence toward Trump and the GOP.
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